I'm Tired of seeing Mama's Crying on the News.

HOUSE is gunna CLEAN HOUSE in 2025...
Jason House for MAYOR of Dolton...

GOD is Calling on Honorable Men to STEP UP.

This is a political satire website. I made it solely to raise money for my efforts to end youth gun violence and help neglected teenage boys who are in desperate need of a loving parent. This website and domain name are for sale to the highest 5-figure donation bidder. Send me your best offer for immediate transfer.

Our young men are dying by gunfire daily. Young men are turning to crime and drugs because they don't have someone to show them the way. Violent music, violent social media, and violent video games like Grand Theft Auto have collectively been programming their impressionable minds to think crime and violence are how we live life. Young men are learning they should solve minor disputes with death and destruction. This is a terrible cycle, and we need to TAKE ACTION. We don't need to raise awareness; we have daily reminders. Mothers crying on the news for their dead children is horrifying, and it happens almost every day. We can fix this, one by one.

We don't need to waste money on making T-shirts. We don't need to waste money on advertisements or awareness campaigns. We need to take action and give these young men one-on-one attention.

 

I want to build a place where young men can escape for a few months and reset their brains; at no cost to them or their families. A place where they can learn about the real world, learn a trade, eat good food, and grow into productive members of society. I have about $100k of my own money, but I need a lot more. I am skilled at stretching dollars and creating something out of nothing, but I need help. I need money, I need land, I need board members, I need attorneys, I need security specialists, I need mechanics, I need teachers, I need counselors, I need therapists and I need some noble people willing to step up and selflessly give their time. Please.

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LOTS OF CORRUPTION IN ILLINOIS!!

 

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Coming Soon: Harvey, Illinois - Shorewood, Illinois - Manteno, Illinois
Are these towns run by a bunch of DRUNK, Money-Hungry Bullies as well?
Tune in and see more soon! WE SIP JUSTICE!

"I Love You and there ain't nuttin' you can do about it." 

The residents of Dolton do not need fake 'love' from government officials. The residents of Dolton have plenty of REAL and TRUE love from their friends and families. The residents of Dolton simply need their government representatives and employees to follow the law, spend tax dollars wisely, govern fairly, and behave in a proper manner that accurately represents their fine community. 

Proverbs 29:2 is who rules matters: “When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.”

"Tiffany A. Henyard is nominated by, and then voted in, as successor Supervisor at the eleventh hour by the Thornton Township Board. 

This vote was necessary due to the unfortunate passing of Lifetime Southland Chicago political fixture, humble Civil Servant, and Unparalleled Righteous Leader, Mr. Frank Zuccarelli.

"Humble Civil Servant and Trusted Thornton Township Trustee Christopher Gonzalez said he didn’t want it to come to that. [voting in the suspected thief and snake, Tiffany A. Henyard.] Though he had nominated Humble Civil Servant Thornton Township Assessor Cassandra Elston more than once and would have preferred her to be appointed to the role, at 11:49 p.m. he nominated Henyard, believing a majority of the board would set aside their divisions and accept her before the legal midnight deadline on March 4th, 2022.

"Tiffany A. Henyard can't wait to get ahold of dat money."

"Tiffany A. Henyard pays da govdammens vendors in Cash."

Jason House, Kiana Belcher, Brittney Norwood, Tammie Brown, Alison Key, Dr. Nicole Howell-Scott, Stephanie Wiedeman, Valeria Stubbs, Mary Kay Duggan, Edward Steave, and the late great Frank Zuccarelli are a true selection of the kind of people
I know to live in the Chicago South Suburbs:

Hard-Working, Highly-Intelligent, Kind, Honest, Humble,
Righteous, God-Fearing, and REAL.

"J.F. Kennedy sedd 'Ask not what you can do for your country, but ask what you can do for your country." (???)
-Tiffany A. Henyard, Inaugural Mayoral Address

That's right. Tiffany A. Henyard flippantly MISQUOTED one of the greatest Americans to ever live and didn't even have the human decency and respect to politely acknowledge the mistake and correct herself. John F. Kennedy DIED for this country in the line of PRESIDENTAL DUTY. Regardless of your political affiliation, every American can appreciate this man's great sacrifice.

 

Don't get me wrong, I understand public speaking is DAMN hard. If you've ever had to do it, you know it's easy to make mistakes. It's especially easy to make a mistake on difficultly-worded quotes. Everyone on the planet, including presidents, have verbal hiccups. One just has to laugh it off and move on. However, when quoting a GREAT AMERICAN to a group of people that may not have ever heard these great words before, you certainly point out your mistake and CORRECT YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.
You did this in order to accurately portray the hero you are quoting.

Tiffany A. Henyard not only likely failed to even bother to practice speaking her inaugural mayoral speech, but she also failed to humbly correct her verbal mistake when flippantly fumbling a Great American Quote.
The arrogance and lack of class are horrifying. 

Instead, she portrayed a GREAT AMERICAN HERO as a bumbling non-sensical idiot, and I, for one, HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THAT.

In case you have never heard the speech from JFK, I encourage you to Google for the whole thing. It's Epic. Here's an excerpt for context:
 

"In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility--I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it--and the glow from that fire can truly light the world.
 

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you--ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
 

Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.”

"Tiffany A. Henyard C'aint not spellz so goodz "

"Y'all Don't Work, Y'all Don't Work! I be doin' all da work."

Most people don't know the inner workings of local governments. Most people don't remember what we learned about the duties of the branches of government, or their respective responsibilities. We have our own lives, jobs, and more important things to do. Our beautiful democracy is set up in a way where everything should run itself properly; so long as those entrusted with the responsibility are trustworthy. 

 

Most people don't want to be bothered with the day-to-day activities of running a municipality, therefore, most people put their TRUST in representatives to run the government properly, as required by the LAW. Don't be fooled by Tiffany A. Henyard. She isn't doing any kind of hard work. Tiffany A. Henyard delegates and commands and frivolously spends tax dollars to get others to do the real work. Tiffany A. Henyard isn't doing anything special. She doesn't have any sort of special power or connections that allow her to "get dat bag" for the residents and the village of Dolton.

 

Any half-witted moron mayor can easily hire grant writers to make requests for federal grant money. Our beautiful democracy and excellent federal government budget billions of dollars to assist local and state governments with improving local infrastructure. All a community has to do is ask for it. Effectively, Tiffany A. Henyard's big, magical talent is her ability to ask a question. Any mayor can do this. 

"I's dun grew hur, u dun an duz flew hur."

Y'all know, I dun be tawk'in like dis on an awff, right? Have you noticed? I can turn this fabricated and offensive dialect on or off. I can increase or decrease the intensity of the inflection at will; almost like flipping a switch; a skilled manipulator switch.

 

I's dues dis cuz I's be panderin' to y'alls. I's dun duz dis to trick y'alls. I dun duz speaks likes I's a simple, uneducmecated, strugglin' single mudder; but guezz wha? I's be lyin rights to y'alls faces!. The truth is, I'm actually fairly intelligent, but I's dun be doin dis kinda tawk in order to manipulate y'all into thinking I's be a "good ole' girl" dat dun grew here and not dun flew hur. But whens dey aint's no cameras around to videoz me, or when I's be speaking to dem bankers, y'all knowz I be tawkin' dat proper English.

I's be tawk'n like dis even doe not one nudder resident of duh local 'urrrea has dun been hurd tawk'n in such an outrageously stereotypical and outdatedly offensive manner. I's dun be cryin' my old tired callz of racism from dem evil white racists, yet I dun ben dah one dat be hatin' on my own's peoples... right to dey faces, as if dey was stupids! 

"Dey iz da Opps. I's dun an duz get da Bag for y'all residents."

For those who are unaware of this trashy language, "Opps" refers to the word Opposition, as in, the enemy. Gang members and killers use the word "Opp" in their hate-inciting music to refer to other gang members they plan to murder. Trashy, dangerous, and criminal politicians like Tiffany A. Henyard use the word Opps to refer to the kind and intelligent members of the legislative branch of the local government. Our democracy runs so well because of checks and balances, but Tiffany A. Henyard doesn't want to be monitored. Therefore, the legislative branch is her OPP. Furthermore, "Get da Bag," is slang for a "bag of money." How many legitimate, modern-day transactions can you think of that involves a bag of money? While this slang term can be used to refer to money earned legitimately, it is more often used to indicate money obtained in nefarious ways. If a politician is saying she is going to "get dat bag" when referring to applying for federal grant money, watch out.

If you are, or were, a Tiffany A. Henyard Supporter, it's ok. 

It's OK to admit that you were bamboozled. It's OK to admit you were tricked. It's OK to be wrong about someone. Sadly, it happens all the time. It is in no way a reflection of your intelligence or integrity as a person. Kind, humble, unsuspecting people don't think they have to be hyper-aware of these types of selfish, greedy, power-hungry, evil, lying snake individuals. See the "Tiffany Truths" page from her original campaign and use your intelligence and new knowledge to point out all the lies!

Don't be afraid to change your mind about this person and stand up for what you know is RIGHT and WRONG in your HEART. Most of us have the natural ability to discern between right and wrong. Republican, Democrat, Independent, we're all people. We're supposed to come together to make a compromise that includes some of everyone's ideas. We need to get back to being friendly opposition, and being the GOOD REPUBLICANS and GOOD DEMOCRATS and GOOD WHATEVERS that we identify as. We need to get back to respecting, considering, and appreciating the other side's opinion and viewpoint; because we're all human and we're all Americans. 

"Spennin' Yo' Tax Dollas - Givin' Back to the Peoples" 

"We be runnin' so many successful and profitable Bidnesses"
Hey FBI - Check out the payment history to all the LLC's.
 

Ben Bradley - WGN NEWS, Dane Placko - Fox 32 News
Edgar County Watchdogs, Illinois Answers Project,
The Lansing Journal.
A BIG THANKS to these fearless journalists!

 Independant Journalists, YouTube Creators. You are all amazing. Keep up the great work and check out my growing list of
"Hall of Fame" journalism on "Da Fake Newz" page.

"Martin Luther King Jr. Had a dream...

and guess what? I am the dream."
-Tiffany A. Henyard

Yikes.
The Honorable Hero Martin Luther King Jr.
is having a heavenly meltdown right about now. 

Watch "Five Minutes of Fake" on YouTube featuring
Smug Village Administrator Weasel &
Big Big Bidnessman Keith Freeman

 

Big Big Bidnessman Keith Freeman
He dun 'n got BUSS-ed by da FEDS...
 

Ain't Gunna be a FREE-man foe' long
Big Bidnessman Weasel KF: 0 Wins
FEDERAL AGENCIES: 7 Wins

 

Follow the LLC records, follow the bank accounts, follow the vendor payments. This "village administrator" is being prosecuted for attempting to defraud the American People. A Bankrupt village Bookeeper is like having a hungry fox watching nesting hens. Keith Freeman once smuggly told a Lansing Journal reporter, "You're barking up the wrong tree." Keith Freeman often has other smug gestures and comments, such as smugly patting superstar Journalist Ben Bradley on the shoulder in response to legitimate questions. Let's all watch this smugness melt away as overgrown weasel Keith Freeman stands before the Federal Court of our great country, shall we? 'Freeman' is a pun in the making.

"Hey FBI! I dun did all dis once already over in Robbins, now I be dun doin' it again in dis Village! I use taxpayer money to pay my sneakily hidden LLC's. Give me access to taxpayer money and I'll make your nice village go bankrupt in a Flash! I Keith Freeman and I big bidness!"

Dolton Police Deputy Chief Lewis Lacey - POST Certified Disgrace

Is this Dolton, Somolia? Dolton, Iraq?

The FBI Needs to Clean House, Collect Badges, and Prosecute these terrifyingly corrupt POST Certified Police Officers.

Dolton Police Deputy Chief Lewis Lacey

A P.O.S.T. - Certified DISGRACE

He dun 'n gotz BUSS-ed by da FEDS too.

Who's Next? Officer Gibson Perhaps?...
Another P.O.S.T. - Certified DISGRACE
 

"LAW ENFORCEMENT - FOR DUMMIES"
Dolton Police Need to Take our Class
Coming Soon! 

Perhaps the South Holland Police
needs to ANNEX DOLTON?

Watch Commander Rockstar TRD:
Will you help teach our new class
to these FUCKING MORONS?
...or are they a lost cause?

Watch Commander TRD = CHIEF MATERIAL.
SHPD is a MODEL POLICE DEPARTMENT.
See them in ACTION on our YouTube...coming soon.

A modern, professional police force that knows the LAW.

FAITH - FAMILY - FUTURE
= FUCK YEA.
(sorry for the language, but powerful words are REQUIRED.)

Teach Your Neighbors how to be real cops?
Or are they a lost cause?
Did they find their badges at the bottoms of Cracker Jack Boxes?
Are Louis Vuitton caps part of the SACRED POLICE uniform?
...because those LV caps seem to cause dimished brain function.

Is this the fucking TWILIGHT ZONE?!!?!?!? 

Dolton Police Candidates must have been hitting the Hennesy during
the "Standards & Training" portion of their P.O.S.T Certification Classes.  
They need to take a serious refresher course: L.E.F.D.
We'll Pay Good Cops Good Money to teach funny classes...
...if you can stomach the stupidity!

Smug Tough Guy Loser Cop Lacey: 0 Wins
FEDERAL AGENCIES: 7 Wins

Does the Police Deputy Chief in Dolton, Illinois uphold the law? Does Dolton Police Deputy Chief Lewis Lacey follow the constitution of the United States? This law enforcement officer is a disgrace to the badge. Deputy Chief Lewis Lacey is a DISGRACE to the men and women who put their lives on the line every day to serve this country selflessly. This man is a disgrace to the brave men and women who have DIED for the badge to PROTECT Americans. FBI, please investigate and disband this unconstitutional police department. Department of Justice: please administer said justice.

This man, Deputy Chief Lewis Lacey, should NOT have a POST certification and should be imprisoned. As super mayor Tiffany A. Henyard would say, "Dis man dun an betrayed his OAF! Depootee Cheeef Lacey dun an betrayed da peoples!" Several police badges need to be TAKEN. Several Dolton police officers need to be PROSECUTED.

Recently, Dolton Deputy Chief of Police Lewis Lacey allegedly threatened independent journalist and righteous activist Jedidiah Brown in front of a judge, in open court! "I'm gunna get 'chu!" Dolton Police Deputy Chief Lewis Lacey allegedly said as he pointed his hand in the shape of a gun at Jedidiah. This is the shockingly abhorrent behavior of a Sworn Police Officer, the Deputy Chief of Police, Lewis Lacey, in the village of Dolton, State of Illinois, in the country of the United States of America. We should all be very afraid if this reckless and highly illegal behavior goes unchecked. 

Your Tax Dollars were used to pay for costly rentals of Mobility Scooters (designed for the disabled.) These rented scooters were for elected official Tiffany A. Henyard to ride around on and laugh with her crooked staff members; as they made TikTok and Instagram videos on one of their expensive, taxpayer-funded trips out of state.

 

Have you seen Tiffany A. Henyard's Instagram and TikTok Videos, or did those get deleted? Have you seen the tax-payer funded credit card receipts? Fortunately for the taxpayers and the FBI, those are forever receipts and can't be easily deleted...and they certainly can't be explained as legitimate. 

"I's a single parent black woman...in power!"
"Shame on Y'all...  Y'all Black! Y'all Black!" 

The discrimination crutch is so old and pathetic. Hating, judging, or discriminating against someone based on their skin color, religion, height, weight, sexual orientation, marital status, sex, race, gender or anything other than that person's true character is for the childish folks still set back in the 1900s. We're in the new millennium, and truly intelligent people of all skin colors do not bother with petty crap like that anymore. Your fellow human beings should be judged by their actions and character alone.

When it all boils down, you're either a GIVER or a TAKER; selfless or greedy. We are all human beings, under God. Racism is out and old news. The future of humanity depends on us EVOLVING, and looking past the pettiness of race and skin color. It's dumb, and anyone who falsely cries "racism" when presented with facts is a manipulator. It's a slap in the face to the very small minority of people who still truly experience hateful and damaging racism.

MY PREDICTION...for the very near Future!
 

Once caught, fully exposed and charged, Super Mayor Swindler and prolific liar Tiffany A. Henyard; along with Corrupt and Disgraceful Police Chief Lewis Lacey, along with Indicted fraudster, smug weasel, and Dolton Village Administrator Keith Freeman; along with Tiffany's alleged boyfriend Kamal Woods; along with at least a dozen other Dolton and Thornton Township Criminals will all be saying how "dey dun an made a mistakes and needs foe'givnez from y'alls and da Lawd."

They will all be saying how they have faith in Our Savior, The Son of God, Jesus Christ. They will be professing their faith in God. They will be asking for forgiveness and saying they lost their way, "becuz dey be poor, humble sinners, like us y'alls, in da eyez of da Lawd."

 

They will try to trick us all by using our Dear Lord's Name in vain.

 

They will try to trick us by professing their fake "strong faith"
in the name of our One True God.

 

Mark my Words, Watch it unfold, and most of all, don't be fooled again. These money-hungry people are not true Christians; instead, they have used Christianity to swindle and cheat the truly faithful and humble. These selfish MONSTERS have been cheating taxpayers. They have been cheating the most disadvantaged and underserved taxpayers. They have been cheating the most vulnerable and the most poor. Despicable. 

Tiffany A. Henyard dun an smiles foe' her first mug shot.
Tiffany is a big, BIG bidness woman as well. She's a "woman in power." In fact, according to Tiffany A. Henyard, she's the most powerful woman in Southland of Chicago!
Check out her trail of big bidness destruction, failure, and waste. 

Tiffany A. Henyard has a whole staff of criminals in two separate juristictions. Investigate them all. Investigate their families. Research the millions of dollars than have leaked out of the taxpayer purse. I suspect there are LLC's up and down the Tri-State area that are illegitimate money machines foe' the big bidness Super Mayor, Tiffany A. Henyard.  

According to court records, married man Kamal Woods is Tiffany A. Henyard's Boyfriend.
Hey FBI, Check out Kamal's taxpayer-funded benefits. Is Kamal making a difference in the community? Is he really helping the trouble youth while he collects his $100k salary? Hey FBI, check out Kamal's trail of LLC's. Check out Kamal's friends and family, their LLCs, and the trail of taxpayer CASH.

Kamal has a high-paying job at Thornton Township on the taxpayer's dime. Kamal is also involved with some Dolton real estate deals.  FBI AGENTS should check out all vendor payments linked to LLCs and friends of Kamal Woods paid with taxpayer dollars from the village of Dolton and Thornton Township. Follow the LLCs. Follow the girlfriends...follow the boyfriends...follow the cronies...follow the money.   

This is accused fraudster, smug weasel, and big big bidness man Keith Freeman.
Keith runs so many big bidnesses....
he dun runs off with stacks of cash and den runs dem big bidnesses right into da ground!  

A Sly Bankrupt village Bookeeper is like having a hungry fox watching nesting hens. Keith Freeman has a strong Faith in the Lord though, and he's made mistakes, but he's a changed man. He is bowing before the Lord and is ready to take on his calling....his calling to bankrupt any small village that is foolish enough to give him access to taxpayer funds. Ask Robbins, Illinois how good Keith Freeman is at "Public Service." 

This is Dolton Deputy Police Chief Lewis Lacey - A Criminal with a Badge. Allegedly, His training doesn't qualify him to be the actual Chief of Police, yet he flippantly introduces himself as the
"Chief of Police" to other local agencies. 

FBI - Illinois State Police - Homeland Security - Justice Department. ...HELLO???

(I'm just teasing & being dramatic, FBI. Federal Bureau of Investigation, we know you guys and gals are righteous and precise. We know you're just allowing these fools to continue to break the law and dig their own graves...stacking up the crimes...all while FBI rockstar photographers make the record.)

Does the Deputy Police Chief in Dolton, IL uphold the law? Does Lewis Lacey follow the constitution of the United States? This law enforcement officer is a disgrace to the badge and the truly honorable men and women who serve this country. The Dolton Police Force needs to be taken over by the federal government. 

"Spennin' Yo' Tax Dollas - Givin' Back to the Peoples"

Click here to see what
Tiffany A. Henyard's husband has to say about all her
lies & corruption.